Where Greenwich cads and Walworth jarvies beer it,

This Mews is cold to the Exchange's glow,

Belle Sauvage Cross, thou'rt beau sauvage, I trow.

My usage is the best, I don't deny,

Thou'st fee'd the keeper, and he likes to feed us,

But, then the situation I decry,

But crying's useless—who the deuce will heed us?

Then, reader would you listen to my wail,

Come, and but see me, "I'll unfold my tail."

P.T.