The sheriffs were Ciceros a-piece;

Lord Crowther was sick, though he managed to eat

What, if races were feasts, would have won him the plate;

But he tossed off a bumper to Greece.

"'Then all was enchantment—all hubbub and smiles—

The wit of Old Jewry, the grace of St. Giles,

The force of the Billingsgate tongue:

Till the eloquent Lord Mayor demanding 'Who malts?'—

The understood sign for beginning the waltz—

In a fright through the ceiling I sprung.'"