With rapid tongue, full trotting, such

As if she thought she had too much

To tell before her death:—

"We was both, Ma'am, in the wash-house, Ma'am, a-standing at our tubs,

And Mrs. Round was seconding what little things I rubs;

'Mary,' says she to me, 'I say'—and there she stops for coughin,

'That dratted copper flue has took to smokin very often,

But please the pigs,'—for that's her way of swearing in a passion,

'I'll blow it up, and not be set a coughin in this fashion!'

Well down she takes my master's horn—I mean his horn for loading.