I'd have a share of those good sav'ry things;

Enchained by turkey, in love with the pastry.

And floating in Champagne, while Bow bells ring.

Those who are cautious are skinny and fretful,

Hunger, alas! naught but ill-humour brings;

I'd be an Alderman, rich with a net full,

Rolling in Guildhall, whilst old Bow bells ring.

What though you tell me that prompt apoplexy

Grins o'er the glories of Lord Mayor's Day,