JAMES BROOKE.
Fisherton-Auger Gaol,
Oct. 3, 1736.
A farmer walking out one day, by chance met Jack Ketch, and jocosely asked him whether he could tell him the difference between their trades. "That I can," said Jack, "the only difference is utility—you till, I tie."
WALTER.
What is the most suitable motto for a doctor's carriage? Live or die.
Why is the carver in a cook-shop like a naval officer? Because he commands a cutter.