But do not forget, my fair tea-drinking host,

A stout Witney blanket to toss the wretch in!

Oh! the plunder of Pekin! what silks and what shawls!

The Chinese, in spite of themselves, shall be free:

For, we'll bombard the city with hot force-meat balls,

And blow up their warriors with gunpowder tea!

Then tie on your bonnet, your shawl, and your boa,

And with war-cry of "Hyson-dust!" onward with me;

Come, brandish your tea-spoons, ye maids who adore

The flavour of Twankay, Souchong, or Bohea!