Screaming, yelling, little nasties,

Would that Ogres down their maw

Had you cramm'd in Christmas pasties,

That would make ye hold your jaw.

Saucy imps, stew'd down to jelly,

Ye would make a sauce most rare;

Or with pudding in each belly,

Rival roasted pig or hare.

Sweeter than the fish of these is,

Would be yours, young human bores;