At Twyford school now, not at Winton,

One hundred guineas and a ring,

Or some such memorandum thing,

And truly much I should have blunder'd,

Had I not given another hundred

To dear Earl Paulett's second son,

Who dearly loves a little fun.

Unto my nephew, Stephen Langdon,

Of whom none says he e'er has wrong done,

The civil laws he loves to hash,