“Sire, Your Soup’s Getting Cold”

(From La Vie Parisienne, Paris.)

How about that famous dinner that the Kaiser ordered in one of the big Paris hotels! Isn't the bill of fare a trifle out of season by this time?


Chaffing the French Censor

(From La Vie Parisienne, Paris.)

"At the same instant, happily, a furious gallop resounded along the road from ——, and, full of joy, our Colonel cried: 'They are the ——.' They were, as a matter of fact, the ——."