(From Simplicissimus, Munich.)

"Will you restore the capitulations
immediately?"		"No."
"Will you give up the Goeben and the
Breslau immediately?"		"No."
"In respect to the Dardanelles, will you
immediately——?"
"No. And now suppose you just put
up that revolver."		"With pleasure! The thing wasn't loaded
at all!"

The Mistress of the Sea

(From Lustige Blaetter, Berlin.)

Behold, O World, How I Stand Here! Look Out, Britannia!

The “Prize-Taker”