At which Avernus Music ’gan to roar,
Enthron’d upon a seat of three-leav’d grass,
Whilst all the Hibernian Kernes in multitudes,
Did feast with Shamrocks stewed in Usquebaugh.
At which banquet made of didillary
Took great distaste, because the Pillory
Was hunger-starv’d for want of Villains ears,
Whom to relieve, there was a Mittimus,
Sent from Tartaria in an oyster boat,
At which the King of China was amaz’d,