One of the brightest spots in my memory is the remembrance of "Rose Valley" my childhood's happy home. Every pleasant occurrence of my boyhood clusters around that never-to-be forgotten name. It has acted like a guide, a land mark for me through my life; and my great aim in life has been to make my own home just like dear "Rose Valley." To begin the work, I have set my own house in order; and the following names given to the farms under my care will practically illustrate my plan.

Former owners.Farm names.Present tenants.
Thompson PlaceHickory RidgeA. Maddox
Home"ElmwoodMr. Houck's home
Doutey"South ElmwoodD.Q. Renfrue
Horroll"Gravel HillT.H. Miller
Conran"Cedar GroveA. Miller
Casebolt"MillbrookC. Blettner
Harness"BurnsideA. Tunge
Heller"Pleasant HillJ.H. Kempf
Lewis"WoodlawnW. Lewis
Oaks'"Castle RockNoah Neff
Held"The GladeW. Reubelman
Jackson"BeechwaldG. Edwards
Bottom"Deerfield. . . . . . . . . . . .
Benna"The MoundR. Oliver
Williams"BlacklandsW. Mitchel
McGee"Lone TreeTom Miller
Johnson"South ParkOwen Bush
New LandCedar CliffPeter Heller
" "Cypress GroveGeo. Surlett
Old HomesteadMiddle ParkJohd Meintz
West of CityWest ParkDave Meintz
East of R. By.Spring ParkJas. Ballinger
Manning PlaceLongviewAug. Klemme
Cox"Meadow HillH. Stinehoff
Davis"LilypondChas. Davis
Renfroe"BeechfieldI. Renfroe
Ruble"Sycamore SpringsMrs. Sarah Miller
BairClover HillW. Gunter
Edmonson"RiversideJ.H. Relley
New"Cotton GroveW.H. Henson
Garaghty"WheatlandJ.H. Relley
Price"RoundpondW. Miller
Jordan"ParsonageWm. Jackson
Bird"RichwoodMrs. Jackson
Laseley"RichlandW. Lackey
New"LakesideD. Edmunson
New"The IslandGeo. Laseley
Sexton"Beech HillJ.H. Irving
Martin"CreekfieldJoe Bair
Miss Co"Catalpa GroveGeo. Burns
Cramer"Hubbleside. . . . . . . . . . . .
Miller"Spring GroveA. Miller
Brown"East Gravel HillJ.H. Miller

I give these as samples to guide my brother farmers in selecting names for their homes. Every one of those farms can be identified by some local peculiarity, prominent and visible. For instance, Davis place is situated close to a large pond covered with white lilies. Standing on the doorsteps of the Manning place you can view a ten-mile stretch of the Mississippi river, while Mr. Relley's place is situated on the banks of that great stream. Such names can be multiplied to an indefinite extent, and duplicated in each county.

If such names were generally in use, it would greatly assist postmasters in their difficult task of knowing which Smith or Brown was intended.

Now brother farmers, I have moved the adoption of appropriate names for every farm in the land; who will second the motion? Give your wives and daughters a chance to name the homestead, and my word for it, it will be both musical and appropriate. Let us give our children something pleasant to think of after they have left the dear old home. To afix the name, paint it on a large board and nail it over your front gate.

Alex Ross,
Cape Girardeau, Mo.


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