ON THEIR HONEYMOON.
She—Oh, George, I want all these people to know that I am married to you.
He—Well, my dear, you had better carry the dress-suit case and the umbrellas.—Le Rire.
LOVE OF COUNTRY.
Several men were chatting together. One of them, a Greek, was praising his country.
“Greece,” said he, “is the most beautiful land in the world. The blue heavens laugh perennially over Greece.”
“Why, that’s nothing,” said a Hungarian, “the whole world laughs over Hungary.”—Jugend.
THE CASE AND THE EXCEPTION.
Doctor (to maid)—I am Dr. Curewell. They have just telephoned me to come here immediately. How is the patient?
Maid—Oh, doctor, you have arrived too late! My master died not five minutes ago.