Lucy—I suppose you were furious; weren’t you?
Peggy—I should say so! I was furious every single time he did it.—Le Sourire.
KEPT HIS PROMISE.
She (weeping)—Five years ago, as a bride, you promised to love me for an eternity, and here we are on the verge of divorce.
He—Well, the past five years have seemed like an eternity.—Fliegende Blätter.
GREAT PRESS OF BUSINESS.
Father—Do you know, sir, that I actually saw you embrace my daughter?
Suitor—I beg your pardon, sir. The truth is, I was so frightfully busy at the time that I failed to notice you. I sincerely hope you will forgive me.—Le Sourire.
FISHING.
She—You don’t love me any more. I know it. I feel it.