Go swimmin’, tie the fellers’ clothes in knots,

Tie tin-cans on the tails of dogs—why, gee!

The days ain’t half as long as they should be

When you’re a boy.

There’s lots of foolish things that make you tired

When you’re a boy;

There’s heaps of grouchy men that can’t be hired

To like a boy;

There’s wood to chop at home, and coal to bring,

And “Here, do this—do that—the other thing!”