Kitty: Ah! That would make no difference to Jem.

Lady Flo (impatient): I wish, darling, you would allow me to speak!

Kitty: Oh! I beg pardon.

Lady Flo (continuing, blandly): Not at all! Now, I replied: "The salmon has just fallen into the fire, and cook has had to send for another!"

Kitty: That was true?

Lady Flo: Not in the least! I had ordered red mullet. And Will ate his fish without noticing the difference.

Kitty: Jem would not have made that mistake.

Lady Flo: Oh, yes, he would, if you had just glanced at him in the right manner.

Kitty (eagerly): Show me how to do it!

Lady Flo (drily): It requires the inspiration of the moment. Ah! could you but see me with Will!