Kitty: Jem!

Jem: This is painful! In fact, it's worse than wicked—it's vulgar!

Kitty (gently): It's simply dreadful to see two people behaving in such a way.

Jem: And at their time of life!

Kitty: That's the awful part of it!

Jem: I wonder how they can do it!

Kitty (archly, yet on the verge of tears): So do I!

(At the last words they turn; their eyes meet. Kitty falters. Jem falters. After a moment they fall into one another's arms.)

KITTY: "SPLENDID! I NEVER SAW ANYTHING SO WELL DONE!"
SIR W.: "IT'S NO LAUGHING MATTER!"