TED—It was a case of love at first sight with him.

Ned—How was it with the girl?

Ted—From the answer she gave him she must have had second sight.


A Terrible Example

LATSON—He used to be a newsboy, and now he is in the legislature.

Codwell—That’s just what you might expect shooting craps would lead to.


EVERYBODY tells you not to worry. The point is: how not to worry. Worry is discontent swathed with timidity. Be brave in your worries by making them protests. At least it helps your circulation.