COBWIGGER—When did your home cease to be a happy one?
Dorcas—When my wife joined a lot of clubs that made a business of making other people’s homes happy.
A Family Secret
CRAWFORD—I hear he does nothing but talk about his money.
Crabshaw—Yes. He tells everything about it except how he made it.
Too Tempting
ENGLISH TOURIST—Your members of Congress pass bills, don’t they?
Lobbyist—Not the kind I offer them.