“Let’s rest,” the others said, and they all sat down.—Morgan’s Buzz-Saw.

Influence of Letters

JOHNSON—What do you think of those correspondence schools?

Bronson—I guess love is about the only thing in this world you can learn by correspondence.


A Bad Break

SUITOR—I’d marry your daughter if she didn’t have a single dollar.

Rocksey—Then you’re a bigger fool even than I thought you were. Get out of my house at once.