Dar’s Tom Hal and de Donk’y jes es wurldly es kin be, sah!

Dar’s jes’ one virchus man heah and its plain dat man am me, sah!

You kno’ yo’selves I’ve nurver had no meannes’ to attone fur,

I goes by whut de good book sez an’ nurver throws a stone, sah!”

He skeered ’em so he got ’em all to start up a camp meetin’,

An’ sech er crowd you nurver seed a wailin’ an’ a weepin’,

But dat didn’t stop de freshet—O de Lord was mad es pizen—

An’ de rain it kep’ er fallin’ an’ de crick it kep’ er risin’!

Den de ’possum cum frum out de woods, de coon from out de holler,

De ba’r frum out de canebrake an’ de horg frum out de waller,