A Morocco Slipper Needed.
The time seems to be drawing near for the powers once more to lay Morocco across their collective knee.—Chicago Evening Post.
Society in Court.
Pittsburg Managing Editor: “Where’s the society reporter?”
City Editor: “Covering the police court.”—New York American.
Will Draw Cards Next Time.
A sporting friend, after reading the election returns, ventured the assertion that in the next inning the “standpatters” will draw cards.—The Commoner.