Candid
Mrs. Newrocks—If there’s anything I hate it’s writing letters.
Newrocks—Do you?
Mrs. Newrocks—Yes, indeed. I wish somebody would invent an easy substitute for spelling.
Proof
First Commuter—This is a one-horse railroad, anyhow.
Second Commuter—Of course it is. Why, J. P. Morgan never tried to get control of it.