They don’t seem to be doing much digging on that great canal, but they manage to bury a considerable amount of money there.—Cresson (Tex.) Courier.
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She (indignantly)—Stop, sir! You shall not kiss me again! How rude you are! Don’t you know any better?
He (cheerily)—I haven’t kissed every girl in town, it is true, but as far as I have gone I certainly don’t know any better.
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FROM FEBRUARY 8 TO MARCH 8, 1906