"Yes, pa, but this one isn't cooked."
—Judge.
Some returned Boomers who failed to get claims in the Oklahoma territory are said to be anxious that Col. Ingersoll shall go out to Guthrie and modify his views as to the non-existence of Hades.
—Munsey's Weekly.
He Was.
Parson (to candidate for Sunday school)—Have you been christened, my boy?
Boy—Yes, shir. Got marks in three plaishes on my left arm!