Countrywoman—Why, that will make it heavier still!
—Humoristische.
Actors may have no end of animosities in private life, but they always make up before they appear on the stage.
—Greenville Advocate.
Bromley—Why, Digsby, what's the matter? you look chilled.
Digsby—Right you are, deah boy, the fact is, I attended a social the other evening and everything they served was iced.
By H. C. R.