Policeman (to street musician)—Have you a permit to play on the streets?

Itinerant Musician—No.

Policeman (making him a prisoner)—Then accompany me.

Itinerant Musician—With the greatest pleasure. What do you wish to sing?

Fliegende Blätter.


A Sure Sign.


Husband—I guess Sarah and that young man that calls on her are engaged by this time.

Wife—Why do you think so?