"And I'm a bricklayer," said another, giving the first speaker a blow that brought him to the ground.
—Sunday Mercury.
A Business Term.
Clara—How comfortable pants must be. Wish I was a man.
Her Mother—My dear, you shock me. You should say trousers.
"I don't care. Charlie always says pants."
"You forget that Charlie works in a clothing store."
—Clothier and Furnisher.