Mr. Gotham—Well, if there are, they must be the inmates of the deaf and dumb asylum.
V.S.
Oklahoma Hotel Rules
1. If the bugs are troublesome you'll find the kloroform in a bottle on the shelf.
2. Gents goin' to bed with their boots on will be charged extra.
3. Three raps at the door means that there is a murder in the house, and you must get up.
4. Please rite your name on the wall paper so that we know you've been here.
5. The other leg of the chair is in the closet if you need it.