Ancient Mariner—Yes, mister, it was just down there the Mary Ann wrecked.
Doodle—Aw' me boy; sit down and tell me about it.
A Truthful Statement.
Yank Yahoo (to jeweler from whom he has just purchased a rolled plate engagement ring)—Naow, Mr. Jewelryman, what had I orter say when I put this 'ere ring on Mandy's finger? Dew I say "I ring yer," "I rang yer," or "I rung yer?"
Jeweler (repressing a smile)—You should say "I wrong you."
—Jeweler's Weekly.