"Well, he came into the house this morning, and what do you think—he was chewing tobacco."
"Pshaw! Don't give me such a turn again, Laura. I didn't know but he had been chewing gum."
—N. Y. News.
A WOMAN AT BANK.
The Trouble she gives the Receiving Teller.
"I've got $10," says she, "and I want to open an account."
"With pleasure, madam. What is your name?"