—Chicago Liar.
The New York Prohibitionists have formally condemned recklessness in the conduct of the Pension Bureau. It is a good place to introduce a little temperance.
—Boston Herald.
He Got the Trousers.
Husband—You want a bonnet and I want a pair of trousers, and I have only got ten dollars.
Wife (sobbing)—You don't suppose I can get a bonnet for ten dollars, do you?