K. T. (pathetically)—Take a bath. Ain't it enough to have to drink the stuff?
—Merchant Traveler.
The young ladies at the Delaware Water Gap had a "paint and powder party," one night recently, each maid appearing painted and powdered. There doesn't seem to have been any thing save the name to distinguish it from any other party attended by young ladies.
—Norristown Herald.
Young Man of Killarney.
There was a young man of Killarney,
Who was chock full of what is called blarney.
He would sit on a stile,
And tell lies by the mile,
Would this dreadful young man of Killarney.
—Pick-Me-Up.