Times Have Changed.
Long ago there was a time when Sir Walter Raleigh laid his cloak over a puddle, so that the royal Elizabeth might go on her way dry-shod.
In similar circumstances, Queen Victoria would be lucky if she could elicit from the gilded youth of the present day the languid cry of "Skip the gutter, old lady!"
—Harvard Lampoon.
From the Oklahoma "Snorter."
The Oklahoma Snorter, in its last issue, contained the following breezy locals: