Mrs. True Genteel—Good morning, Mrs. Carrots. Going to New York to do a little shopping?
Mrs. Gusby Carrots (whose husband has hit Standard Oil and acquired sudden riches)—No, I've just returned. I bought a nice Rubens this morning, and I declare! when I called at my husband's office he told me he had bought a Rembrandt by the same artist yesterday afternoon.
—Once a Week.
THE LIMEKILN CLUB.
How Major Drawbar Jones Escaped Expulsion on Serious Charges.
On the opening of the meeting the secretary announced a communication from Eufaula, Ala., making charges against Major Drawbar Jones, an honorary member of the club. He was charged with: