—La Cygne Journal.
To forget a wrong is the best revenge, particularly if the other fellow is bigger than you.
—Liverpool Post.
Miss Birdie—Is this the place where you recover umbrellas?
Clerk—Yes'sum.
Miss Birdie—Well, I wish you would recover mine. It is a real new one, with a crooked handle, and some one stole it from the Church last Sunday night.
—Chicago Liar.