"Of course there is," he sung out, to the horror of the congregation, "but you can't get it on Sunday."
—Troy Telegram.
An Explanation.
Mrs. Smith—John, has Mrs. Thompson done anything to offend you? She complains that you spoke very rudely to her when you came in yesterday evening.
Mr. S.—Oh, I'm sorry for that. I'm always glad to see Mrs. Thompson, and wouldn't like to hurt her feelings. Fact is, when I came in, the room was rather dark and I mistook her for you.
—Toronto Grip.