And—better bring some corned beef STEW,
And corned beef COLD—I’ll take that, too.
And—now, don’t think I’m CRAZY, man,
But could you bring a corned beef CAN?
And—WAIT!—I’m not through ORDERING yet—
I want a SIRLOIN STEAK—you BET,
With hash browned SPUDS—now, LISTEN, friend,
I’ve got the CASH, you may depend—
Right HERE it is—let’s see, I’ll try—
Oh, bring a piece of hot MINCE PIE