If I were king I would not meddle with him,

For there is something queer about a poet.

I knew of one that would be making rhyme

Under a thorn at crossing of three roads.

He was as ragged as ourselves, and yet

He was no sooner dead than every thorn tree

From Inchy to Kiltartan withered away.

FIRST CRIPPLE.

The King is but a fool!

MAYOR.