This painted child of dirt that stinks and stings;

Whose buzz the witty and the fair annoys,

Yet wit ne’er tastes, and beauty ne’er enjoys:

So well-bred spaniels civilly delight

In mumbling of the game they dare not bite.

Eternal smiles his emptiness betray

As shallow streams run dimpling all the way

Whether in florid impotence he speaks

And, as the prompter breathes, the puppet squeaks;

Or, at the ear of Eve, familiar toad