Joey. M-i-l-k, milk.

Perf. I will try you on another. Spell sugar.

Joey. S-e-g-a-r, segar.

Perf. That’s wrong. Not segar—sugar, I want you to spell.

Joey. That was right. S-e-g-a-r, segar.

Perf. No, no! What does my wife put in my tea in the morning?

Joey. Ah! now I know. Whisky. Is that what it spells?

Perf. (waiting a few seconds for the applause to quiet down, says). Smart again, Joey. I’ll try you yet on another. Constantinople.

Joey. Oh, Jerushua! What an hard ’un!