Punch. I’m sick! I’m sick! I’ve seen a ghost. (he lies down on the stage.)

Showman. Well, call the doctor.

Punch. Doctor! Doctor!

Enter the Doctor.

Doctor. Who is that calling the doctor?

Punch. It is me.

Doctor. Where are you hurt? Is it here? (touching his head.)

Punch. No; lower.

Doctor. Here? (touching his breast.)