Schmidt. Me asleep? Vot sleep! Paid four dollars for that bed, and have gotten woken up all dis night long.

Doctor. A little of the deliriems-tremins, young man. You are very sick. You must take some physic. I’m the doctor.

Schmidt. Me vants no doctor, no physic; vant to get four dollars worth out of dis bed.

Doctor. But I’m the doctor. I want five dollars.

Schmidt. You get right out of here and I’ll give you ten dollars in the morning if you will physic that old nigger down-stairs.

Doctor (retreats, saying). I see I made a mistake; gone to the wrong bed. [Exit.

Schmidt. Another beefsteak. I vonder if any more of ’em is coming up. Four dollars for dis bed!

Enter Young Lady with a long nose.

Adelina (shows herself at the window, says). I think my Willie must be here. I will enter. (she approaches the bed) Willie, Willie.

Schmidt. Vot matter now? I no Willie.