Punch. What bell?
Servant. That bell. (striking it with his hand.)
Punch. That’s a good one. Do you call this a bell? (patting it) It is an organ.
Servant. I say it is a bell, a nasty bell.
Punch. I say it is an organ. (striking him with it) What you say it is now?
Servant. An organ, Mr. Punch.
Punch. An organ? I say it is a fiddle. Can’t you see? (offers to strike him again.)
Servant. It is a fiddle.