Judge. I have to inform my learned friends that the judge that should have been here, by the advice of his physician has left this day for Europe, and I will hold Court until his return.
Lawyer. What! A black Justice to hold Court?
Judge. Yes; I sit here to-day.
Lawyer. I object to your jurisdiction.
Judge. The Court overrules your objection, and fines you ten cigars for contempt of Court. Call the docket. Is it large? Where are the officers?
Enter Court Officer.
Officer. Your Honor, there are several cases set down for trial.
Judge. Call the first that is guilty.