“From the lower animals, and immediately from the animals whose organism is nearest like ours.”
“What animal,” I asked, “do you think furnishes the resemblance so striking that leads you to believe that man is a development from it, and an improvement on it?”
With evident embarrassment, he answered, “I suppose the ape or the monkey.”
“Then,” said I, “I think I can have you a fine audience in Jefferson City next week, if I can make the announcement according to your theory.”
“How is that?” he inquired.
“I will tell the people that an improved monkey will lecture to them.”
The excitement of the man was scarcely less than the evident pleasure of the listeners.
“And, moreover,” I continued, “I will readily excuse you for not giving me anything for the Bible cause, and can no longer be surprised that you desire to see all the Bibles destroyed.”
“Why?” he asked, turning upon me sharply.
“Because,” said I, “I can not expect a monkey, however developed and improved, to appreciate a revelation from God.”