"I am caressing my past," I answered. "Wiedersheim's Comparative Anatomy of Vertebrates, Smith Woodward's Vertebrate Palæontology—why it's like visiting old prospects and seeing how the moss has grown over the stones."

I hummed a comic song and then said: "As I can't burn the house down, I shall go to bed."

N——: "You can talk if you like, it won't interfere."

E——: "He's talking to his besoms."

"Certainly," I said to N——, absent-mindedly.

E——: "You ought to have said 'Thank you.'"

I blew out my cheeks and E—— laughed.

N——: "How do you spell 'regimental'?"

I told her—wrongly, and E—— said I was in a devilish mood.

"If we say that we have no sin" I chanted in reply, "we deceive ourselves and the truth is not in us." I next gave a bit out of a speech by Disraeli with exaggerated rhetorical gestures.