Original Plays [First Series]

by W. S. Gilbert

Fitz. You are sure of that?

Mrs. V. B. Quite sure. At least, I feel quite sure. I can’t be absolutely certain, but—oh, yes; I am sure of it.

Fitz. What was the date of the will?

Mrs. V. B. 1856.

Fitz. What was the year of your marriage?

Mrs. V. B. (after a pause). 1856.

Fitz. My dear Mrs. Van Brugh, this is most important. The news of your marriage might or might not have reached the testator in Australia. If there is any flaw in your marriage, and if you are described in that will as Captain Van Brugh’s wife, every penny you possess will revert to Smailey. Now, Smailey is a scoundrel.

Mrs. V. B. Mr. Fitz Partington, pray explain yourself.

Fitz. In the full conviction that what I am going to say will be treated as confidential, I will explain myself. I’m after Smailey. Smailey will soon be wanted.