Because, in spite of all our college rules
Upon the point, she dared to put three rows
Of lace insertion round her graduate’s gown!
Phyllis will lose three terms, for yesterday,
When, looking through her drawing book, I found
A sketch of a perambulator!
All. (shocked).Oh!
Blanche. Double perambulator, shameless girl!
That’s all at present. Now, attention please,
Your principal, the Princess, comes to give