Their bankers’ balance being overdrawn,
They don’t know where to turn for ready cash,
Yet willfully ignoring all the while
That remedy unfailing—draw a check!
Diplomacy? The wily diplomate
Is absolutely helpless in our hands:
He wheedles monarchs—Woman wheedles him!
Logic? Why, tyrant man himself admits
It’s waste of time to argue with a woman!
Then we excel in social qualities—